edenwolfie

@edenwolfie
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Please stop he / him-ing me

Even the chocolate bar isnt this rude

Note to everyone: Forrest uses they/them. Only use those pronouns for them, or else Forrest isn’t going to be the one who should be most concerned about running. 

Diversity win! The megacorporate confectionary mascot coming to assassinate you respects your pronouns and will assassinate those who do not!

Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.