To be fair the only time I've seen him out of his comfort zone it was when a bear broke his desk
edenwolfie
@edenwolfie- Australia
Please stop he / him-ing me
Even the chocolate bar isnt this rude
Note to everyone: Forrest uses they/them. Only use those pronouns for them, or else Forrest isn’t going to be the one who should be most concerned about running.
Diversity win! The megacorporate confectionary mascot coming to assassinate you respects your pronouns and will assassinate those who do not!



a war thunder player got so mad about the inaccuracy of an ingame tank they leaked classified british military secrets to prove it’s wrong
Lan Da showing his little didi some fingering guqin techniques
dearest lan zhan <3
Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you
No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.








